Granma dances better than everyone. (Now with actual pixels.)
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A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
Wanting to bang her, he walks up to her and says “wanna bang?” To which the nun replies “hell no” and proceeded to get off… Read More »A guy is on the bus and sees a beautiful nun.
What is this bug?
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The curse of breaking a beer bottle, mirror and a condom
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years bad luck!Condom:… Read More »The curse of breaking a beer bottle, mirror and a condom
What do you call it when a cow pleasures himself?
Some say MOOsterbation, but I’ve always been partial to Beef Strokinoff.
If they call sex with three people a threesome and sex with four people a foursome…
then I see why they call you handsome!
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in… Read More »A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage…
An old man is at home on his deathbed…
The doctors have given him only a couple of days to live and he no longer has even the strength to stand on his own.… Read More »An old man is at home on his deathbed…