Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the toys.
Because they make the toys.
The year is 1835, you’re traversing the Oregon Trail. You and your horse come upon a man, you introduce yourself, and he tells you his… Read More »The year is 1835…
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His wife: You are late.You said you would be home by 11:45 pm.Man:(Casually) I said i would be home by a quarter of 12.
Kid named Ladesh: wha…
Whoops, that came out wrongIm giving up, drinking for a year.
Who’s there?Mary.Mary who?Mary Christmas!Knock knock.Who’s there?Anna.Anna who?Anna happy new year!Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit 🙂