Last week a kid wished his pets could live as long as him. So I made his parents anti-vaxxers.
Category: Fun jokes
“Would you circumcise my son?”
Rabbi: “How old is he?””Five.”Rabbi: “Are you kidding? That’s way past the usual cut off date.”
I’m dreading January…
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Why did Logan Paul not give rice gum a hi five?
Because he likes to leave asians hanging
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender stops him in advance, “We don’t serve noble gases around here.”Helium doesn’t react.
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing round my house I don’t know.
Little Johnny was annoying his mom so she sent him to the next house over where they were building a new house.
She said, “Johnny go watch the men working and come back and tell me what you learned.”So Johnny went and watched the construction workers work all day and then he came home. Johnny’s mom asked him what he learned and he told her he learned how to put up a door. She asked him to…
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a yearSorry if this is a repeated joke- first time poster
A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,
His father replies,‘No son’.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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