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I thought of an appropriate parody: James and the giant impeachment.
Ain’t that just peachy.
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Respect to the guy who wrote “jingle bell rock” for talking a really big game with that title and then delivering the absolute softest shit on earth.
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I’m literally shitting in my Huggies right now
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Animated cartoon squirrels are metaphors for the best soulmates.
They’ll do anything for love, and go Hammy on your cookie or Scrat on your nut.
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Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.
It hurts like the Dickens!
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Found out that on the IMDb it has her listed as “The Princess Bride” not Princess Buttercup
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Mon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.
I tink im oranged.
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What are two women who show up late called?
Laties
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Where Are the Tech Zillionaires? San Francisco Faces the I.P.O. Fizzle
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If the earth is flat…
Then how come my soda is still fizzy?