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HMC While “I take my baby to the old town road” in a bag…
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I asked dad if my mum had a history of mental illness. He snapped and said
“Don’t be disrespectful. You only exist because I stuck my dick in crazy.”
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Sexism Jokes (This is not intentionally meant to offend anyone)
Why Does Beyoncè always say ‘to the left to the left’?Because Women have no rights!(This is not discriminatory and not purposed at any audience for offence it is just a joke and not at all meant)
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What do you call it when a poet dies of bowel blockage?
Writers block
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14M My first time on r/RoastMe please end me
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I like my women like I like my water slides
Wet and wild
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My friend died because we couldn’t remember his blood type.
He kept telling us to be positive but it’s hard without him.
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I like my coffee how I like my slaves
Black.It’s ok, am black
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What is the best present for Christmas?
Artery.Because it comes from the heart…
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I think my calendar is broken…
Haha, April Fools! It works just fine.