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My dad made mince pies this year and one of them looked very strange.
Mum: “Make sure you serve the ugly one last”.Dad: “I don’t know if I should, your Mother said she was getting very hungry.”
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To Xmas decorate a town without making it look like Santa was taking a wizz in a fountain
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Talking out loud.
I talk to my GF who was murdered, I sit by myself and talk to her about how I feel and the happy good times I had in her company. I have no idea why I do that, but tonight she answered. I was sitting alone in the dark listening to our favourite song. Dignity by Deacon blue. (She loved that song. I could never understand it) and she answered! Am I going mad? Is talking out loud to your dead loved one madness? Or is it I heard her voice? It was not in my mind I heard it! It was round me She said:”let go”. Why would I hear that? Of all the things she could say to me why “let go”? I don’t want to let go; I want her in my life. I want to see her face and see her blue eyes. She was my Galway girl. Am I going mad? Has my darkness finally taken over me? I want to hear her again it only lasted seconds. But 3 seconds I smiled .should I let go of her; or dose she mean let go of life, or my pain? What do I do?
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WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS
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Trump has been Impeached.
Color me surprised.
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A woman at our checkout counter didn’t have enough money to cover her purchase of toilet paper, so I paid the 96 cents. “Thank you,” she said. “I’m going to think of you every time I use this paper.”
A woman at our checkout counter didn’t have enough money to cover her purchase of toilet paper, so I paid the 96 cents.“Thank you,” she said.“I’m going to think of you every time I use this paper.”
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Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho, Ho, Ho
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What is one life hack you wish you knew earlier?
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What do you call bugs that rise from the dead?
I don’t know the answer, this joke was on a Dixie cup and I’m dying to know the answer. Does anyone know?
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Dogs are related to trees
Cause they both have bark
Jokes
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