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ELI5: Why do people who live in non us countries mix the measurement system? i.e Canadians and British use both imperial and metric
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I was listening to a podcast
Where the commentator was addressing Vatican officials on the issue of sexual misconduct and he said, “Won’t you please think of the children?”Well I suppose that’s the problem, isn’t it?
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A plumber walks into a bar
He’s there to fix the toilet.
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Did You Ever Hear About Christopher, The Brown-Nosed Reindeer?
He could run just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn’t stop as quick…
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Every time someone asks me if I’m salty?
Na…
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What did the redditor say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
EDIT: Wow! This blew up.Thanks for the gold!
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Today, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
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Who in their right mind looks at this and doesn’t laugh…
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Boom you just won a million dollars,how do you get the most bang from your buck.
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When people call you short
Tell them that dynamite comes in small packages.