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Why wasn’t Santa too disappointed when his sleigh crashed into a Boeing 747 mid flight?
It only cost him a couple of bucks…
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Telling dad jokes if you don’t have kids?
That’s a faux pa.
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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it?
It’s the mans fault. Why would he be driving in the kitchen?
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A very bad joke
Guy: “what do you want to be when you grow up?”Kid: “I dont know, I’m not grown up.”
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Best orange skills?
As I’m approaching level 60, are there any super good orange skills I should level up first? I know demon is great for inferno team and Bone dragon is good if you have a lich.Any suggestions?
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Why does Dr. pepper coke in a bottle?
because his wife diedCome
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A friend of mine is intersex and he just got pregnant.
his name is anthony, we met in a college improv class and we grew to be pretty close friends. i honestly didn’t know that he was intersex, or even gay for that matter, until i went to his apartment one night and he introduced me to his partner and told me they were having a baby! anthony was really excited to bare the baby and i watched his tummy grow for nine whole months until he sent me a text to come to the hospital— his water was breaking. i drove straight there and arrived just in time to see that anthony had bore a beautiful baby boy named dane. anthony bourdain.
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A Man swapped places with his wife to see what she did all day
A Man was constantly grumbling about how he had to work all day to provide for his family while his stayed home and did nothing.God offered him a chance to swap places with his wife for a couple of days to see what it’s like to be a woman, and he happily agreed.First day of the swap, he got up, made breakfast, sent the kids to school, did the tidying up and a whole bunch of things that are required for the proper functioning of household.By night, he was exhausted and couldn’t wait to get his life back.After he woke up the next morning, he begged God to spare him the pain and swap him back to which God replied that it wasn’t possible. “but why?” he askedGod: “Because you’re pregnant”
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What’s the difference between Trump and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Trump…
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Why did Jesus never have to close a door?
Because he was born in a barn
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