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I have a vision for the year 2020.
In hindsight.
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Two friends, Tom and Dave, were discussing about the new Spider-man movie…
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Do you know where the elf train is?
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I hate when women state that men can’t multitask
And then I stop what I’m doing so I can get angry
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My uncle took stickers and put them on the Christmas gifts. He also goes around Walmart and randomly places them on items there as well.
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When my plane was landing in Saudi Arabia, the pilot announced, “Don’t forget to adjust your watches to the local time.”
I said, “I don’t think my watch goes back to the 6th century.”
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Race exploring lamp
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Technically, all of your life is you having the time of your life.
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Rudolf (the red-nosed reindeer) found himself leaving a gay bar
and said, “I can’t believe I just blew twenty bucks!”
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Absent minded as I was, my classmate kept on telling me… “with an R, with an R…”
So there I was trying my best to remember Miss Prussey’s name… I can’t remember what I was doing when she introduced herself and her naughty name…I remember her saying “My name is… Ms…” and her strong reminder… that her name comes with an R… with an R…Joey and his misplaced jokes got me snorting a little too loudly… and that’s when she called me…”Is there something funny young man?” She said… “do you find my name funny?””NO Ma’am I don’t…””Have you even heard me…?””Yes Ma’am…”(With an R… with an R…)”Yes Ma’am Vragina…”
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