ACTUAL ORIGINAL JOKE:
A kid and his father were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to… Read More »ACTUAL ORIGINAL JOKE:
Fun jokes
prefer
Actually officer, I prefer to think scotch smells like me.
camouflage
What if aliens designed their spaceships to look like airplanes?
send by vde
It took 4 days to create the Earth and only 1 day to create every other galaxy (Bible calls them stars). That is why there… Read More »send by vde
too serious
I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
if you know what i mean
I’ve been called sugar, pumpkin, honey, cupcake, sweets…all kinds of damn food. I’m a girl, dammit. Eat me.
they want…
“Siri, what do women want?” She hasn’t shut up in 3 days.
Friday night
It’s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again…
anything
They told me I could be anything, so I became a submarine. – Titanic
example
My son asked me what was like to be married… So I deleted all the songs on his ipod and left only one.. that should… Read More »example