A kid and his father were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, the 6 year old son turns to address his father on his left and exclaims, “Daddy, that man’s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!” The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at the father. So he put his hand around his kid and told him “Well son, that’s because daddy isn’t aroused by men.”