Fun jokes

Cashier: ok that will be $237.53 me: do you accept tears

There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.

I hope when Bruce Willis dies it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read “Bruce Willis Died Hard”

Why do fat people spend all day browsing the internet? To get more cookies.

Google chrome: “what are we?!” firefox: “browsers!” opera: “browsers!” Google chrome: “what do we want?!” firefox: “fast internet!”   opera: “fast internet!”  Google chrome: “when do… Read More »browsers

When I say I want someone with a sense of humor, I really mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.

Do you think regular dogs hate police dogs like most people hate policemen?

Today I found out the name of my neighbors cat… In other news, I now have free internet.

Saddest thing I’ve ever read on the internet: “When I’m feeling lonely I dont shave one of my legs so it feels like I’m sleeping… Read More »saddest

The Japanese flag is recording everything.