Fun jokes

Look.. I know we’ve only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks, but I think it’s time we take our relationship to the… Read More »next level

Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church… everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want… Read More »They want too

Mama Bear: “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed!” Papa Bear: “Who hasn’t, you whore?!?”

I know how women feel, I’ve had pair of breast tattooed on my forehead and now it’s like… Hellooo, my eyes are down here!

My wife asked me, “Honey, before we got married you use to give me gifts now you don’t, why?” “Have you ever seen a fisherman… Read More »no more gifts

Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat. I’m a panda.

Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!

Me: ‘I”ve decided to stop studying.” Mom -”How come?” Me-”I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.”

heres an excuse for bald men: its not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine

When I go to the movies alone, I take a clipboard so everyone thinks I’m a professional movie reviewer and not an awkward friendless loner.