Fun jokes

If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.

When we break something- 5%- Fix it. 10%- Tell someone that you broke it. 85%- Fix it just enough so that the next person who… Read More »statistical

Best break-up line: I get so emotional when your not around.. I call that emotion Happiness.

In North Korea, they developed the first-ever smartphone, just like an iPhone. But if you ask Siri any questions, she reports you to the police.

The government really are sneaky bastards. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you… Read More »trick

“It’s never too late!” ~Late people

I hate that they put “use by” dates on condoms… like I’m not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.

I hope the next Rambo movie is called “Rambo no. 5”, and its just Stallone dancing thru the jungle shooting a lil bit of this… Read More »rambo no. 5

If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy, by the time she gets ready no other place is… Read More »ready