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fantasize

According to the latest survey, when making love, most married men, fantasize that their wives arent fantasizing!

wait

I don’t have the blood alcohol content to deal with you right now.

ears

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.Read More »ears

to reduce the losses

My girlfriend’s online shopping downstairs so I’m upstairs logged on to the same site and deleting everything in her cart.

cheap solution

Can’t afford anti depressants… So I’m drinking No More Tears shampoo.

first instruction

The first cooking instruction on food packaging should be “Don’t throw out box until after reading all instructions.”

depends

Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 cans of beer a day seems necessary.

unlogic

The English language: If a car transports something it’s called shipment. If a boat transports something its called cargo.

second best

Drawing is the second best thing in the world which requires your Hand & Imagination simultaneously.