Fun jokes

If I was just learning English and you told me a sport called BOXING takes place in a SQUARE area called a RING, I’d probably… Read More »give up

People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

My android autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” . i left it. it’s true.

Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I’m available.

Inside every fat woman there is a thin woman. Inside every thin woman there is a fat woman waiting for marriage.

“Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.” – anonymous

I tried to download a girlfriend last night. But I didn’t have enough cache.

They say laughter is the best medicine, and based on how many people laugh at me, I’m gonna live forever.

Worry is a waste of energy. It cant change the past. It cant control the future. It only makes today miserable. Be a warrior, not… Read More »be a warrior

Every time I see someone with Google glasses I’m gonna run up and scream “image search diarrhea, safety mode off! open first 50 results in… Read More »prank