Fun jokes

smartphone

I bought my girlfriend a smart phone. It calls 911 as soon as she starts her car.

I can’t stand it when women say “I bet you say that to all the pretty girls.” Of course I fucking do. Don’t you use… Read More »same resume

I had a fairytale childhood. My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

I called the psychic hotline by mistake tonight. A woman answered and said, “Don’t worry, your pizza is on its way.”

Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbour’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!

Asian kid: My blood test came back. Im B- Asian parent: Go to room & study til blood is A+

F is for friends who do stuff without you. U is for ur alone. N is for no one wants to be with you because… Read More »fun

Victoria’s Secret? You’ll never look like the girls in the ads.

Just how hairy was the guy, who invented the shampoo “Head n Shoulders”?