Fun jokes

My husband and I went for marriage counseling this morning. The counselor told me I need to be more open with him about what I… Read More »too honest

We’re at the age in our life when the wife says, “Dave, I want it harder!” I reply, “Ok babe, what’s the gross national product… Read More »harder

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams

I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you… Read More »profit for all

My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I’m pretty damn… Read More »woman of my dreams

Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.

As I bent down on one knee in the expensive restaurant my girlfriend starting crying and screaming “Yes!” As I picked up my phone from… Read More »prank

I said to my husband “Why don’t you tell me you love me?” He said “For fuck sake woman, I can’t win, you told me… Read More »not to lie