Fun jokes

A guy from Apple promised me a pre-release of a new product if I sucked his cock this morning. As if I would compromise my… Read More »sent from

during a random drugs test i got asked “have you consumed alcohol in the past 24 hours?” as i look back on it now i… Read More »what day is it

Me at work: “don’t talk to me until I have my coffee” Colleague: “but you don’t even drink coffee!” Me: “exactly”

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious… Here she’s in the middle of… Read More »who is this

Broke people shopping: “Wow! This is the *sees price tag* ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen “

There is a town in Norway called Hell. It freezes over almost every winter.

Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house,… Read More »for mama

I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and… Read More »argument

Saw a boat with a sign that read, “For Sale”, so I added the missing “-ing”……..Idiots.

High school is like a free trial on education and then once you’ve graduated they say, “Ok now if you want to continue, please pay… Read More »free trial