Fun jokes

People say if you open an umbrella indoors, it’s said to bring bad luck.. Personally i think, if it’s raining indoors.. You’ve already had your… Read More »bad luck

Doctor “Are you sexually active?” Depends on what you mean by “active”. There are plenty of “active” volcanoes that haven’t gone off in over 50… Read More »active

Life is like a dick…Sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

They say drugs and alcohol isn’t the answer. Unless they ask”What’s the secret to a happy marriage?”

I was in a bar the other night and I overheard a couple of overweight women talking to each other near me. Their accent appeared… Read More »whales

*its not you its me * in america -means breaking up in asia -just means they are looking at pictures of people

I just spent 6 hours linking all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

Latex Factory!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud ‘hiss-pop’ noise..Read More »latex factory

I danced like no-one was watching, but someone was………they called an ambulance because they thought I was having a seizure…..

After hearing that he has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, Putin said, “Tell me who the other nominees are ? and I will… Read More »others