Fun jokes

My girlfriend just sat me down and confessed to me that she used to be a Christian. It came as quite a shock……. I’ve only… Read More »shock

Sex is like video games, single player is good But wait until you discover multiplayer.

I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore, I’m moving the fridge into my room.

I don’t have a smartphone. I have a phone that shows potential, but doesn’t apply itself.

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex

How men propose: “I love you more than life itself and I can’t see myself living without you. Will you make the happiest man in… Read More »Propose

I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for entertainment before television was popular and affordable. I asked my 38 brothers… Read More »entertainment

*At school* Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics Teacher: Exactly.

My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have to worry about that too.

Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow… Or marriage counselling as the wife calls it.