Fun jokes

What do you call a bee in the US? – USB

I went speed dating last night. Halfway through the night I was surprised to sit down in front of my first love. We had a… Read More »no chemistry

I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately. Especially when the wife goes out.

Two whiskey drinkers in a bar. “I only drink whiskey at great moments.” “And what do you call great moments?” “The moments when I drink… Read More »great moments

Someone just used my driveway to turn around. Now I’m standing outside with two open beers and a lonley face.

The doctor said I needed glasses.. I assume he meant glasses of alcohol because I feel so much better now.

A young boy went to a horse auction with his father. He watched his father move from horse to horse, running his hands up and… Read More »to buy mom

If you are happy and you know it, You probably forgot that tomorow is Monday

Eve: “I got an apple” Adam: “…” Eve: “what?” Adam: “I thought we agreed on Android.” Eve: “Well the serpent said this was better.”

I said to my wife, “Have I told you lately that I love you?” She giggled and said, “No” I said, “Doesn’t that tell you… Read More »hint