Fun jokes

My girlfriend treats me like God. She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.

Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about how when you fall in love, it’s best to just kill yourself.

My doctor told me that I was sterile today. I can’t wait to get home and tell my girlfriend that I want to try for… Read More »to try

My girlfriend complains all the time that she doesnt trust me, i dont know why, i mean my wife trusts me.

What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.

Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking… Read More »Question

Oktoberfest brings out the wurst in people.

Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don’t know why.. alphabets get reversed.

His girlfriend left him a note on the fridge. “It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to my Mother’s house.” He opened… Read More »working

Today, I was cleaning the garage and found our old christmas lights. I noticed that the label said “for indoor and outdoor use only”. I’m… Read More »break the rule