Fun jokes

My boss is coming to my grandad’s funeral tomorrow. He said, after his three previous funerals he personally wants to see the bastard go in… Read More »Three previous

“So you’re telling me you carry a customer’s groceries to their car free of charge?” I asked the bag boy at the supermarket this morning.… Read More »Service

My wife said I could do whatever I liked on my birthday. So I’m flying to Brazil to start a new life.

If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work…. And tell them all to GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

wine is like a laxative for feelings

If someone needs to watch a flight attendant demonstrate how to fasten a seatbelt, is their life really worth saving?

Did you know: The average woman spends a year of her life deciding what to where.

“Do you accept cards as payment?” I asked the lad in the takeaway. “Of course, Sir”, he replied, smiling. “Great”, I replied, “this one is… Read More »Cards

Wife:dear,this computer is not working as per my command. Husband:its a computer not a husband……!!!

Man: You look pretty today. Woman: Did I look bad yesterday? It was my hair wasn’t it? You think I’m fat.