Fun jokes

“Mother! Don’t be so vulgar! I wasn’t “masturbatìng”. I was tentatively massaging the limb perpendicular to my torso while two appealing Homo sapiens of the… Read More »English

The symptoms of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea and stomach pains. Kind of like when I see my wife on the computer and remember that… Read More »Fear

In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to masturbating regularly. The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.

The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.

The NSA The only part of the government that actually listens.

I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name is not God?

Today I went to confessional at my local church. I said to the priest: “forgive me father for I have sinned, it’s been six months since my last confession.”
He asked what I would like to confess so I told him: “I’m going to bl@ckmail somebody father.”
“Why?” He asked.Read More »Forgive

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swallow it, they can just let it melt on their tongues.

Instructions for falling down stairs… Step 1       Step 2               Step 4                       Step 8

I bet that the little Red Riding Hood was blond.