Fun jokes

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is… Read More »to be sure

girl- Harder! Deeper!! Faster!!! me- Wetter! Tighter!! Younger!!!

If her bra and panties match when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.

If someone says “You look familiar,” just ask “Were we in prison together?” That will stop any further conversation… You’re welcome…

Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: cause you wanted to see how tall I am? Cop: step out of the car, sir.… Read More »I told you

I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »Trick

What’s the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?  Jack Daniels is still killing Indians

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

If you ask Vanilla Ice’s mother about his childhood….. She’ll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby.

When a woman is mad for whatever reason at a man and she remains quiet for long periods of time, beware that she is simply… Read More »No mercy