What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhino?
Hell if I know!
Fun jokes
I’m rebranding my moods
I’ve decided to stop referring to my moods as manic or depressive. From now on they will be called beast mode and cocoon mode.I also… Read More »I’m rebranding my moods
Why does Waldo wear stripes
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
What does Jeffrey Epstein have in common with Christmas decorations?
They’re always hung way too early.
How do you please an Amish woman?
Two mennonite.
I was just thinking of a color that doesn’t exist…
but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Why is a genie’s lower half transparent?
So you don’t see their Djinn-itals.
I just read an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there’s a lot of cross referencing.
I told my wife I was going to give her gold-medal sex.
She said, “Just once, could you give me silver-medal sex and finish second?”
Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.
They are calling it Alexa Pro.