Fun jokes
Poor seaweed
Wanted to read, but nori, no write.
A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual
I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.
What can I do? I can’t not go, it would be really messed up because i keep pushing off hanging out on weekends with b.s.… Read More »I’m afraid I’m going to drink during Christmas with my friends who are heavy drinkers.