Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
RRRRUUNNNN – nigganigganigaanigga
Fun jokes
what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day
Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’