To me, a good steak is just like sex.
Very rare.
Fun jokes
Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
Shortly after take off, he announces “This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is… ” Then suddenly… Read More »Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”
Me: “I’m not gonna click that.”
Blurred image with NSFW tag : “No you will.”
What did the egg say to the egg next to it when it came out of the chicken?
Bro, I just got laid
I have to say after watching the impeachment voting…
This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!