The donkey in the backyard
A restaurant owner has a sign in the front: “whoever makes the donkey in the backyard laugh, gets a free meal”A man comes in. He… Read More »The donkey in the backyard
Fun jokes
The heart of TheFun.Net: our biggest collection of funny jokes, gathered and polished over the years. From quick one-liners to longer stories, this is where new jokes land first before they find a home in a themed category. Dip in whenever you need a laugh, a joke to steal for the office, or something to send a friend. Fresh humor is added all the time, so it is always worth coming back.
What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?
You’ve let me down, you’ve let the school down, but most of all you’ve let yourself down.
I know it’s naughty, but I gotta know…
When Santa does come once a year… does Mrs.Claus say “Let it Snow” or “Let it Go”?
Sara Jessica Parker walks into a bar
And the bartender says, “what can I get you?”
My wife asked me to provide her with encouragement as she attempts to lose weight next year.
I said, “Don’t worry. It’ll be a piece of cake.”
3 men walk into a bar
Man 1 starts to kiss man 2Man 3: “dude you can’t do that here”Man 2: “why not, it’s 2019 dude”Man 3: “not for long…”
I remember once at school we had a spelling bee
We also had an ant that could tap dance
A programmer has just had a baby
A friend arrives to visit and asks him ” Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies : . . . . .… Read More »A programmer has just had a baby
People never talk about the 12th reindeer, probably because she’s so rude to Rudolph
Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.
I’m now a [m30] my dad never knew exactly how much I took but since then I have been fortunate enough to be able to… Read More »As a child I stole money from my dads bank card.