Living in London society in “1984” be like…
“Begone, thoughts!”
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“Begone, thoughts!”
What is the faster way to do that? Any exercises for practice? Thanks in advance.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
One is for figgy pudding and the other is for piggy footing.I’m a dad!
It is strong enough to be used to swing around like spiderman, but you can only use it in open spaces.
Dr. I. C. More Hair
This joke was made by sad MARVEL fans.
He needed an outlet.
I have 2020 vision