Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
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Star Wars and Giant Space Lasers
Still a better love Story than twilight
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbour recognise him?
Because he’s been living under a rock
What do rhinoceroses have that no other animal does?
Baby rhinoceroses.
I drew a large picture of a small skinned fish.
It’s not a scale drawing.
I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.
When they have a snoring problem
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What is worser that finding a worm in Apple ?
Finding a half of worm
I used to think consent was only verbal
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