I like my women like I like my steak
Happy and healthy
Fun jokes
What does Aqua Man c*m?
Sea-men.
My ex just donated her eggs and got $3,000! WTF?
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
What’s ET short for??
He’s got little legs.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Cheap. Free when possible.
Epileptic Santa
He seizures when you’re sleeping
Remember to take a pair of scissors when going to the supermarket
So you can cut the line.
A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.