What do Donald Duck and Donald Trump have in common?
They’re both named Donald!
Fun jokes
Old man
An 80 year old man gets a letter from the IRS saying to call their office as soon as possible. The old man picked up… Read More »Old man
I have loads of pick up lines about unemployed people…
Unfortunately, none of them work
Pavlov walks into a bar when the bell rings
He stares, “oh shit, I forgot to feed my dogs”
My dad always told me to find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo, and try to convince her to marry me.
They know how to make a bad decision, and then stick to it.
Ukes Before Nukes!
A few days ago I was on a plane from St Petersburg, Russia to Helsinki (I am from San Francisco) and was seated next to… Read More »Ukes Before Nukes!