I think it’s fair to say my Aunt Bessie has a drinking problem.
She thinks I’m twins.
Fun jokes
Why was the clock on the pillow?
Someone hit the snooze button!
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A man drinks alone at the Empire State Buildings rooftop bar
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A man joins a sports team and needs to buy a jock strap
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Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?
Just in case they get a hole in one
Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
When I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..
I think it was the whoremoans that set me off.