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Early the next morning he approached an old hen saying,”What do you do around here?”The hen replied,”I lay eggs for the Farmers breakfast.”The zebra then… Read More »Someone left the zebras cage open in the middle of the night and he escaped and ran away to a local farm…
One’s a sick duck, the other’s a dick suck
The Potter Household. Who is there? You know! You know who? Thats right. avada kedavra
They began training as usual, but as they got deeper into the mine, he began insulting them more personally than usual. Once they reached the… Read More »A drill sergeant took his platoon to a mine
Me: A radioactive vietnamese soldier.EDIT: Sphinx: No no he’s got a point.
It mostly happens when soloing. I’ll be playing for a matter of minutes, going from perfectly tuned to sounding awful (and no… it’s not my… Read More »[QUESTION] Why is my Gretsch always out of tune?
Kid: so everyone in my family has brown eyes, but I have blue, why is that?Science teacher: oh, that’s what we call the “mailman theory”
Because it’s the only stable relationship they’ll ever have!
She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
That was some next level stuff.