If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
Fun jokes
If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.
Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were… Read More »So I was driving Uber tonight…
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.