What does the pop musician say to the jazz musician?
To the airport please.
Fun jokes
What animal is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey! It’s always stuffed!
Is it possible to recover from Margarine Fondling Syndrome?
My cousin Jeff had it, said he’s feeling butter now.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
A measuring cup got sent to prison
He was found guilty in the quart of law for litering
A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.
It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he couldforage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.One afternoon… Read More »A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.
A man walks into a grocery store.
A man walks into a grocery store. After getting all his groceries, he sees something interesting at the check-out counter. Not knowing what it is,… Read More »A man walks into a grocery store.