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Shouting, constantly rearranging stuff and sweeping. No wonder women are so good at curling!!

One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get reincarnated as myself.

My wife is one of those people that can spot the humour in any given situation. And quickly remove it.

We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement

My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”

My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.” I said, “Why do you never… Read More »why

I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.

it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!

Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without

I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »trick