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My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye… I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?” “Billy… Read More »Busy hands

Kid: God made the first man and woman right? Pastor: Indeed Kid: And they were naked in this garden, right? Pastor: Well, yes Kid: And… Read More »the first

The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.

The Internet is a funny place man. 1 minute you’re checking your e-mail, and next thing you know it’s 4 hours later, your pants are… Read More »funny

I’m sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday.

While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how… Read More »cheating

What do you call a bee in the US? – USB

I went speed dating last night. Halfway through the night I was surprised to sit down in front of my first love. We had a… Read More »no chemistry

I’ve noticed there is a shocking amount of sex on TV lately. Especially when the wife goes out.

Two whiskey drinkers in a bar. “I only drink whiskey at great moments.” “And what do you call great moments?” “The moments when I drink… Read More »great moments