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The pope is very ill, and nobody can cure him. The cardinals call in an old physician recommended to them. After an hour long examination,… Read More »Conditions

A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating.. God asked him, how come??The man replied ; I’m… Read More »Over acting

Men shouldn’t feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing doggy style… I mean, that’s almost an hour in dog time.

Me: Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.

I finally shifted 140 lbs of ugly fat I gained over Christmas…..the mother in law went home this morning

Her: I can’t believe you would talk to that other woman right in front of me like that! I saaaaaw the way you looked at… Read More »Jealous

I’ve just decided that my 2014 New Year’s resolution is not to leave things to the last minute.

Two year old son spits water on floor. Wife: we don’t spit! If it’s in your mouth, you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You… Read More »Shut the…

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »Boxer

Son: Where are my sunglasses? Dad: I don’t know… where are my dadglasses?