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– Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar.The gentleman replied: – Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have… Read More »I hear you, brother

It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.

Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home.He says “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”“Is it common?” I asked.“It’s not unusual” he… Read More »docter joke

I need to give her a charger too.

Rip.

…because Max Factor

I called her an ouch potato.

They’re always a touch down

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to slaves…