rates
How Girls Rate Guys: (Looks + money + humor + intelligence) So if you score a 0 on looks and humor, but have a 1… Read More »rates
thefun
another version
What if humans came from Mars? Some catastrophe happened and they needed to leave so “Noah’s Ark” was built as a space ship instead of… Read More »another version
prank
There is nothing funnier than yelling, “SHE’S STEALING MY CHILD!” and pointing at a woman who’s having trouble with her kid in public.
work out
I drink while I work out. I call it Bacardio.
one, two..
Summer vacations: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will…
I start every Monday morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.
Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U…
Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me.” Mom: What are you spelling? Me:… Read More »Me when I was little: “F is for friends who do stuff together, U…
bankruptcy
I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!
dictionary
The Hawaiian word for “lava”: “aa”, is remarkably similar to the word for “lava” used in the village of Pompeii: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
randevu
“Be very silent, i dont want my parents to know. They will kill me if they know I’m doing this, especially with you,” I whisper… Read More »randevu