Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it? No? How… Read More »Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body, like…
You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
My girlfriend notices i play X-box a lot.One afternoon she came over when i was playing X-box and she said “its like your second girlfriend”.I… Read More »second
“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re everything I wish I could be.” “sir, I’m getting rained on, please just take your… Read More »“did I ever tell you you’re my hero?” “sir…” “you’re…
Ladies, if you really wanna scare a guy this year, don’t get a costume. Get a shirt that says “Ready for marriage” or “Size matters” …
Trust is the most important thing in any relationship.. Without 100% trust in a woman, how do you know she won’t tell your wife?
I just won an Academy Award for acting surprised when my credit card was declined.
The new iPad Air will make your wallet very lighter.
moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items
This Halloween I’m dressing up as a plate. Girls love to do dishes.