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I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.

I don’t even call it a hangover anymore. It’s just morning.

I keep getting bombarded with emails about penis enlargement. I wish my wife would stop it.

Ive never caught my penis in my zipper… See a small penis is too good for something.

A taxi driver asked me “Aren’t you going to give me a tip? I replied “Of course, Don’t work too long into the night”

My buddy asked me, “Do you know how the Native Americans said hello?” So I say, “How?” “Oh, you already knew.”

Pretty sure I know what my wife’s getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, “A 3-way?” she got all angry like I ruined… Read More »surprise

tHis is A VEry Serious tEXt post WITH no hidden MEaning.

If the earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn’t that make every country a third world country?

The economy is so bad Mcdonalds employees are asking customers, Can you afford fries with that?