I recently put poison ivy in the bed of a guy that I don’t like.
It was a rash decision on my part.
thefun
What’s the difference between my real dad and recycled saran wrap?
One’s the transparent piece of garbage and the other’s a garbage, trans-parent.
Louder!
A redneck is walking on the beach. He comes across two beautiful college girls.The redneck says, “Hey, where y’all from?”The two girls reply, “Yale.”The redneck… Read More »Louder!
Why are french ducks so attractive?
They have a certain “je ne sais quack’”.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
My friend was itchin for a pie
So I told him to make one from scratch.
Why was the ani-vexxers’ 4 year old child was crying?
Midlife Crisis