I try to let my wife run things at home.
I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.
thefun
fault
it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!
without
Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without
trick
I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »trick
Concentrate
Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single… Read More »Concentrate
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
downside
I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.
coincidence
This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence
etiquette
how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards.
My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards. I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!