Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
. . Cause he only comes once a year.
thefun
Dogs are either one of two things…
A bitch or a son of a bitch
There was a spider in our house
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.Went out.Had a few drinks.Nice guy.He’s a web designer.
Why did Dre go to prison?
Because he gave his kids beats
Date goes well…
Date: Do you want to go upstairs?Me: sureDate: Do you have any protection?Me: looking visibly scared W-why? Who’s up there?