This is the sort of day when even this subreddit has to get serious for a moment and take in what is happening out there.
The new Star Wars movie is a piece of shit.
thefun
I asked Donald Trump what kind of cobbler he would be.
He replied I’m peach mint.
Poor seaweed
Wanted to read, but nori, no write.
A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual